Eduardo Woodman

Eduardo "Ed Wood" Woodman is an outfielder for the Philly Pies. He replaced Juan Rangel, who was incinerated on day 3 of season 5.

Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, Eduardo Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests, as his father had before him. A wicked witch enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying his sweetheart, after being bribed by the lazy old woman who kept the maiden as a servant, and did not wish to lose her. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, a tinsmith replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, the tinsmith neglected to replace his heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the lady he had fallen for.

Woodman then devoted himself to directing movies, where he was credited as "Ed Wood." Although he hated being confused with the more famous Ed Wood, he nevertheless seemingly unwittingly directed a string of low-budget horror films with very similar names to the other Wood's films, including "Graverobbers from the Deep" and "Night of the Necro Nine."

Woodman finally gave up his film career and turned to blaseball. After several years with the Chattanooga MoonPies, he was called up to join the Philly Pies after the unexpected incineration of Juan Rangel.

Notes

Eduardo was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded for unknown reasons after his first full game against the Hades Tigers to ★★★. On day 8 of season 3, in a game against the Chicago Firefighters, he ate a peanut and improved his rating to ★★★★.