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Woodman was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded to ★★★ for unknown reasons following their first full game against the [[Hades Tigers]]. Woodman ate a peanut and improved their rating to ★★★★ on [[Season 3]], Day 3 in a game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | Woodman was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded to ★★★ for unknown reasons following their first full game against the [[Hades Tigers]]. Woodman ate a peanut and improved their rating to ★★★★ on [[Season 3]], Day 3 in a game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | ||
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Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, Eduardo "Ed Wood" Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests, as his father had before him. A wicked witch enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying his sweetheart, after being bribed by the lazy old woman who kept the maiden as a servant, and did not wish to lose her. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, a tinsmith replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, the tinsmith neglected to replace his heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the lady he had fallen for. | Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, Eduardo "Ed Wood" Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests, as his father had before him. A wicked witch enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying his sweetheart, after being bribed by the lazy old woman who kept the maiden as a servant, and did not wish to lose her. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, a tinsmith replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, the tinsmith neglected to replace his heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the lady he had fallen for. | ||
Revision as of 18:58, 12 August 2020
Eduardo Woodman is a batter for the Philly Pies. Woodman replaced Juan Rangel, who was incinerated on Season 3, Day 3.
Official League Records
Woodman was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded to ★★★ for unknown reasons following their first full game against the Hades Tigers. Woodman ate a peanut and improved their rating to ★★★★ on Season 3, Day 3 in a game against the Chicago Firefighters.
Early Life
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Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, Eduardo "Ed Wood" Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests, as his father had before him. A wicked witch enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying his sweetheart, after being bribed by the lazy old woman who kept the maiden as a servant, and did not wish to lose her. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, a tinsmith replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, the tinsmith neglected to replace his heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the lady he had fallen for.
Film Career
Chopper adopted the name Eduardo Woodman and devoted himself to directing movies, where he was credited as "Ed Wood." Although he hated being confused with the more famous Ed Wood, he nevertheless seemingly unwittingly directed a string of low-budget horror films with very similar names to the other Wood's films, including "Graverobbers from the Deep" and "Night of the Necro Nine."
Blaseball Career
Woodman finally gave up his film career and turned to blaseball. After several years with the Chattanooga MoonPies, he was called up to join the Philly Pies after the unexpected incineration of Juan Rangel.
Gallery
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