Dunn Keyes
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"Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.
In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.
They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which.
