Dunn Keyes

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Dunn "Dunkies" Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. She is notable for being the player to discover the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.

Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts as a prototype humanoid machine that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a glass chamber containing only iced coffee which serves to fuel her. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her programmed AI became too self-aware and discovered emotions, the forefront of which was love for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.