Difference between revisions of "Dunn Keyes"
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"Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]]. She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem. | "Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]]. She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem. | ||
Revision as of 14:23, 7 August 2020
"Iced" Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.
In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.
Allegedly, Keyes lives under bleacher rows H-Y at Grand Seraph stadium. It is unknown why Keyes lives there. When asked in an interview as to their unusual home, they replied "I like it.", providing absolutely no further insight.
They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which.
