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== Statistics Scandal ==
 
== Statistics Scandal ==
Midway through [[Season 2]], hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on [https://twitter.com/jjaffew/status/1288542282443104257 Twitter].  
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Midway through [[Season 2]], hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter<ref>https://twitter.com/jjaffew/status/1288542282443104257</ref>.  
  
The Blaseball [[The Commissioner|Commissioner]] was quick to respond "[https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1288542790578659328 Reported]" to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.  
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The [[The Commissioner|Commissioner]] was quick to respond "Reported"<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1288542790578659328</ref> to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.  
  
 
When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly just glad to know I'm not deceased, right? I was kind of wondering there for a minute and it's pretty worrying, that existential dread, so I guess now I'm going to have to find something else to worry about. Maybe I should just go get high."
 
When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly just glad to know I'm not deceased, right? I was kind of wondering there for a minute and it's pretty worrying, that existential dread, so I guess now I'm going to have to find something else to worry about. Maybe I should just go get high."

Revision as of 14:05, 30 July 2020

Dominic Marijuana is a batter for the New York Millennials. He is the brother of Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.




Statistics Scandal

Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter[1].

The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported"[2] to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.

When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly just glad to know I'm not deceased, right? I was kind of wondering there for a minute and it's pretty worrying, that existential dread, so I guess now I'm going to have to find something else to worry about. Maybe I should just go get high."