Declan Suzanne

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Declan Suzanne is a batter for the Chicago Firefighters. Like all of us, he is from Chicago.


History

Declan began his career as a critically panned nlovelist, having published a series of infamous plup blaseball romance mysteries, the Three Strikes Series, which included the nlovels One Strike Past Midnight, Two Strikes And You’re In, and Three Strikes And You’re Dead. His books still top the bestsellers list for blaseball romance mysteries, as there are no other nlovels on that list.

After receiving far less recognition than he would have liked for his nlovels, Declan decided to pivot to playing blaseball full-time. He was recruited to the Chicago Firefighters after coming to The Fire House for a nlovel signing and just never leaving.

He always appears both on and off the field with his legendary sword, whose name he says is a powerful secret, but occasionally parcels out cryptic hints as to what it might be. He insists in interviews that he is not disappointed that fans respect his sword's privacy, that it is 'totally cool of them,' and that he is not scowling, that's just what his face looks like.

Trivia

He was once awarded two Michelin stars, although they were later revoked due to Crimes.

Fan Art