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Declan Suzanne is a batter for the Chicago Firefighters. Suzanne has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

In Season 3, Day 77, Suzanne had an allergic reaction to a peanut, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 2 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, the blessing Performance Enhancing Demons brought Suzanne's rating back up to 3 stars.

History

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Declan began his career as a critically panned nlovelist, having published a series of infamous plup blaseball romance mysteries, the Three Strikes Series, which included the nlovels One Strike Past Midnight, Two Strikes And You’re In, and Three Strikes And You’re Dead. His books still top the bestsellers list for blaseball romance mysteries, as there are no other nlovels on that list.

After receiving far less recognition than he would have liked for his nlovels, Declan decided to pivot to playing blaseball full-time. He was recruited to the Chicago Firefighters after coming to The Fire House for a nlovel signing and just never leaving.

He always appears both on and off the field with his legendary sword, whose name he says is a powerful secret, but occasionally parcels out cryptic hints as to what it might be. He insists in interviews that he is not disappointed that fans respect his sword's privacy, that it is 'totally cool of them,' and that he is not scowling, that's just what his face looks like.

It is widely known that the Chicago Firefighters keep their snacks under lock and key, as Declan will steal whatever snacks he can find. During a game against the Dallas Steaks on Day 77 in Season 3, Declan Suzanne, unaware of his crippling peanut allergy, stole a peanut that was meant for Baby Urlacher to eat so mi could become big and strong. The resulting anaphylactic reaction reduced his player rating from three stars to two. The rest of the team is reportedly very disappointed in Declan's lack of judgment.

Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 708.

Trivia

He was once awarded two Michelin stars, although they were later revoked due to Crimes.

Fan Art

Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
Declan Suzanne is from Chicago

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+{{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=★★★|batting=★★★|pitching=★|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★½|item=None|armor=None| evolution=Base|ritual=Feeding the bugs|coffee=Decaf|blood=Fire|fate=20|soulscream=OXEIIOXEIIOEXAEEEXAEEEEXAEHEXAEHEOAAUEOAAUEOUAAHAUAAHAUAIIUEAIIUEAIHAEIIHAEIIHEAXXHEAXXHEIAUHEIAUHE|pronouns=he/him|image1=[[declan.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|position=Designated Hitter}}'''Declan Suzanne''' is a batter for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Suzanne has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
 == Official League Record ==
 In [[Season 3]], Day 77, Suzanne had an allergic reaction to a peanut, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 2 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, the blessing '''[[Season 3#Blessings 2|Performance Enhancing Demons]]''' brought Suzanne's rating back up to 3 stars.