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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★★★½|status=Intact; alive|pronouns=He/Him|nickname="Big Games Hunter", "WHIPpet", "Don't Play No"|side_hustle=Larceny|signature_pitch(es)=3-9 Slider, The Bench|image1 = Cornelius Games.png}}
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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★★★½|status=Alive|pronouns=He/Him|nickname="Big Games Hunter", "WHIPpet", "Don't Play No"|side_hustle=Larceny|signature_pitch(es)=3-9 Slider, The Bench|image1 = Cornelius Games.png}}'''Cornelius Games''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. Games is most known for being among the [[Internet League Blaseball]] league leaders in multiple pitching statistics and is widely considered to be the Shoe Thieves’ ace pitcher.
  
Cornelius 'Don't Play No' Games is the General Manager and ace pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Also known as the "Big Games Hunter", Cornelius Games is considered to be one of the Shoe Thieves' most valuable pitchers, displaying this value by pitching in a full three-piece seersucker suit.  
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== Official League Records ==
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Games in particular maintains one of the lowest ERAs and WHIPs in the league, including pitching an Immaculate Inning against the [[Hawaii Fridays]] in [[Season Two]].
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Radiocarbon dating indicates that Games was born sometime in the [[Anteumperial Epoch]], and almost immediately turned to a life of larceny. After building a successful career as Charleston's best-dressed footwear liberator, he set his sights on the ultimate heist: the large stockpiles of blaseball shoes held by the teams. As part of his plan, he (and others) formed the Shoe Thieves as a front organization. However, the team surprised everyone, themselves included, by being somewhat competent blaseball players. Games in particular maintains one of the lowest ERAs and WHIPs in the league, including pitching an Immaculate Inning against the Hawaii Fridays in Season Two. He only allows runs to create tension in the later innings. Every run is intentional.
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== Early Life ==
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Radiocarbon dating indicates that Games was born sometime in the [[Anteumperial Epoch]], and almost immediately turned to a life of larceny. After building a successful career as Charleston's best-dressed footwear liberator, he set his sights on the ultimate heist: the large stockpiles of blaseball shoes held by the teams. As part of his plan, he (and others) formed the Shoe Thieves as a front organization. However, the team surprised everyone, themselves included, by being somewhat competent blaseball players.  
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He only allows runs to create tension in the later innings. Every run is intentional.
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Also known as the "Big Games Hunter", Games is considered to be one of the Shoe Thieves' most valuable pitchers, displaying this value by pitching in a full three-piece seersucker suit.
  
  
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== Personal Life ==
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== Personal Life==
 
Prior to joining blaseball himself, Cornelius Games entered into a relationship with [[New York Millennials]] player [[Richardson Games]]. After meeting at a fashion show, the two bonded over their love of designer suits and other clothing and were soon wed. Connections made through his husband allowed Games to gain a foothold into the blaseball world, which he used to begin the ultimate heist that resulted in the formation of the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
 
Prior to joining blaseball himself, Cornelius Games entered into a relationship with [[New York Millennials]] player [[Richardson Games]]. After meeting at a fashion show, the two bonded over their love of designer suits and other clothing and were soon wed. Connections made through his husband allowed Games to gain a foothold into the blaseball world, which he used to begin the ultimate heist that resulted in the formation of the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  

Revision as of 23:06, 8 August 2020

Cornelius Games is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and has been with the team since Season 1. Games is most known for being among the Internet League Blaseball league leaders in multiple pitching statistics and is widely considered to be the Shoe Thieves’ ace pitcher.

Official League Records

Games in particular maintains one of the lowest ERAs and WHIPs in the league, including pitching an Immaculate Inning against the Hawaii Fridays in Season Two.

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Early Life

Radiocarbon dating indicates that Games was born sometime in the Anteumperial Epoch, and almost immediately turned to a life of larceny. After building a successful career as Charleston's best-dressed footwear liberator, he set his sights on the ultimate heist: the large stockpiles of blaseball shoes held by the teams. As part of his plan, he (and others) formed the Shoe Thieves as a front organization. However, the team surprised everyone, themselves included, by being somewhat competent blaseball players.

He only allows runs to create tension in the later innings. Every run is intentional.

Also known as the "Big Games Hunter", Games is considered to be one of the Shoe Thieves' most valuable pitchers, displaying this value by pitching in a full three-piece seersucker suit.


Cornelius specializes in stealing tuxedo shoes. Unlike most of the Shoe Thieves, Cornelius proudly wears and flaunts his pilfered footwear.


Personal Life

Prior to joining blaseball himself, Cornelius Games entered into a relationship with New York Millennials player Richardson Games. After meeting at a fashion show, the two bonded over their love of designer suits and other clothing and were soon wed. Connections made through his husband allowed Games to gain a foothold into the blaseball world, which he used to begin the ultimate heist that resulted in the formation of the Charleston Shoe Thieves.


Lately, Games has been seen patronizing Charlestons' finest eating establishments, accompanied by King Weatherman. Both were, in typical fashion for each, dressed to the nines. Games has refused to comment on any potential relationship with the star pitcher of his rival team, and the style of dress fails to signal anything out of the ordinary. Photographs of the pair brushing hands while taking a stroll down the Sunken Charleston Memorial Boardwalk have been published, but the non-existence of said boardwalk brings their veracity into question.

The team's obsession with footwear larceny extends to even its own players. To combat this, Cornelius wears multiple shoes nested inside of one another, like a Matroyshka doll of sneakers.