Combs Duende/Rumor Registry
Combs Duende has 4 Rumors written so far.
Rumors
Found in a service tunnel deep in the Crabitat, silhouetted by a suspicious absence of murals or graffiti, not so much untouched as it appears like the paint got up and walked away.
heavy is the briny tangle
should my fingers hover longer
haunt me with a tune and linger
on the last note of the song
braiding through a knotted jungle shivers shaking grip of needled brushstrokes painting you an angel furling wings that spiral on
i have seen you in your splendor splayed in hair and calling thunder, in the trenches, underwater, floating where you don't belong
Runolfio Peeper's award-winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende's love for the Navy Seals copypasta:
Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair
It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits
So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear
“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shits!”
They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways Precision never seen before on Earth And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays To really know a clever comment’s worth.
For Combs is merely average most the time They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.
Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass They graduated tops in blaseball class.
Combs Duende is not related to Seattle Garages player Theodore Duende; the two are simply good friends who are both members of the Duende species.
Writer Federico Glarcía Lorca has documented Duende's playstyle and character extensively, writing, "Combs, then, is a power, not a work. It is a struggle, not a thought. I have heard an old maestro of the guitar say, 'Combs is not in the throat; Combs climbs up inside you, from the soles of the feet.' Meaning this: Combs Duende is not a question of ability, but of true, living style, of blood, of the most ancient culture, of spontaneous creation." He later added, "Combs' arrival always means a radical change in forms. Combs Duende brings to old planes unknown feelings of freshness, with the quality of something newly created, like a miracle, and it produces an almost religious enthusiasm."
Duende has 6 combs stuck to their hair, and they consider each of them to be a separate entity, but Combs and their combs are all integral parts of the Combs Duende we know and love. Each comb has their own name (D1, U, E1, N, D2, and E2.), and Comb's Combs are noted to speak, but only by each reciting one-sixth of the Nlavy Sleals copypasta.
Create New Rumor
To create a new Rumor for Combs Duende, use the Page Creation tool to the right. The IF number needs to be a randomly generated 4 or 5 digit number with a period placed somewhere within, and it cannot match any numbers currently used on this page. This will create a subpage under Combs Duende for inclusion in the main page. Visit Interdimensional Rumor Mill/Guide to read more about how to create a new Rumor.
