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The official written languages of Chicago are English and Matoran.
 
The official written languages of Chicago are English and Matoran.
  
Notably, there are no cars within Chicago.  The automotive industry was banned for eternity by city officials.<br />
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Notably, there are no cars within Chicago.  The automotive industry was banned for eternity by city officials.  All vehicles found within Chicago are melted down and added to [[The Bean]].<br />
  
 
== Locations ==
 
== Locations ==

Revision as of 23:01, 5 August 2020

Chicago is probably a city in Illinois, USA. It is the home of the Chicago Firefighters.


Background

Chicago has commonly been understood as a city, an emotion, a state of mind, a metaphysical location, a philosophical theory, and a flavor of ice cream. It is notably big enough for everyone.

All Chicago Firefighters fans are from Chicago. This fact of the universe has led Firefighters fans and Chicagoans to be considered a hive mind or a collective unconscious at times. Some fans have referred to being from Chicago as an ascension of some kind.

The official written languages of Chicago are English and Matoran.

Notably, there are no cars within Chicago. The automotive industry was banned for eternity by city officials. All vehicles found within Chicago are melted down and added to The Bean.

Locations

There are many locations that make up Chicago, including:


References

  1. Via Michigan: Report from Hell
  2. During The Garage Opening on Season 2, Day 77.