Chicago

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Chicago is probably a city in Illinois, USA. It is the home of the Chicago Firefighters.

A beginner's guide to the city of Chicago

Background

Chicago has commonly been understood as a city, an emotion, a state of mind, a metaphysical location, a philosophical theory, and a flavor of ice cream. It is notably big enough for everyone.

All Chicago Firefighters fans are from Chicago. This fact of the universe has led Firefighters fans and Chicagoans to be considered a hive mind or a collective unconscious at times. Some fans have referred to being from Chicago as an ascension of some kind.

The official written languages of Chicago are English and Matoran.

Notably, there are no cars within Chicago. The automotive industry was banned for eternity by city officials. All vehicles found within Chicago are melted down and added to The Blean.

In the year ████, all statues of Columbus were replaced by statues of Guy Fieri. The Columbus Day parade is now and forever shall be known as the Flavor Day Plarade.

Locations

There are many locations that make up Chicago, including:

• Chicago, Illinois, USA
• The Fire House
• Portillos
• O'Hare Airport
• Michigan, USA
• The Seattle Garages themselves (briefly)
• Anywhere a Firefighters fan lives
• Cities with a subway system
• Alaska, USA (located just past Evanston)
• The Bean
• The Blean
• The Flace Fountains

Chicago Transit Authority (CTA)

The CTA is the main mode of transportation within Chicago. It is made up of train lines and bus lines.

All trains on the CTA start and end at The Fire House. Riders have even reported that train cars themselves lead to the stadium. Trains run at all times as long as the Chicago Firefighters aren't playing a home game.

All buses under the CTA are fire trucks.

Trivia

• You are from Chicago.
• I am from Chicago.
• We are all from Chicago.
• Chicago is where we are from.