Brock Forbes

Brock Forbes
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Intact, Alive

Brock Forbes is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Forbes is best known for topping the Forbes list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers, as well as the list of Worst Pitchers Named Forbes. They are also known to be a stoner and prophet of the Olde One, waxing poetic via visions that ultimately do nothing to contribute to their splorting ability and overall pitching skill.

Early Career

Brock Forbes did not try out for the Baltimore Crabs, or any other blaseball team. They entered the Crabs' stadium by smoking a fat joint and wandering into the dugout while high. They then fell asleep for 5 years.

During a game, they were handed a baseball bat and hat by Crab Scott. Forbes wanders on and off the field at the whims of the coach, and succeeds in actually letting go of a pitch 2% of the time.