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| − | {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★1/2}}Brock Forbes is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Forbes is best known for topping the ''Forbes'' list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers, as well as the list of Worst Pitchers Named Forbes. They are also known to be a stoner and prophet of the Olde One, waxing poetic via visions that ultimately do nothing to contribute to their splorting ability and overall pitching skill. | + | {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★1/2|image1=[Brock_Forbes.png]}}Brock Forbes is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Forbes is best known for topping the ''Forbes'' list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers, as well as the list of Worst Pitchers Named Forbes. They are also known to be a stoner and prophet of the Olde One, waxing poetic via visions that ultimately do nothing to contribute to their splorting ability and overall pitching skill. |
Revision as of 00:01, 5 August 2020
Brock Forbes is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Forbes is best known for topping the Forbes list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers, as well as the list of Worst Pitchers Named Forbes. They are also known to be a stoner and prophet of the Olde One, waxing poetic via visions that ultimately do nothing to contribute to their splorting ability and overall pitching skill.
Early Career
Brock Forbes did not try out for the Baltimore Crabs, or any other blaseball team. They entered the Crabs' stadium by smoking a fat joint and wandering into the dugout while high. They then fell asleep for 5 years.
During a game, they were handed a baseball bat and hat by Crab Scott.
Forbes wanders on and off the field at the whims of the coach, and succeeds in actually letting go of a pitch 2% of the time.
