Blean

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The Blean, otherwise known as The Vantabean, T̸̢̢̢̢̛̠̘͎͇͚̟͎̘̹̻̬̳̖̠̩̤̺̺̯͚̰̠̫̞͓͑̀̓̄̋͆́͒̽̐̎̄͒̅͐̌̇̓͊̋͋͆̔̌͛͋̚͘͜͝͠ͅẖ̷̡̨̧̛͎͈̦̙̭̲͖͍̲̟̥̬̞̰̲̣̣͓̻̘̱̪̮͙̖̞͕̘̣̲̭̊̇̀͊̑̃͌́̀̂̏̂̔̾̈́̊̂̑̆́̿͝͝e̵̢̧̨͖͍̘͍̻̣̱͈̗̜̤̼̱̳̺̰͓͔̖̟̞͎͓̮̩̞̞̖̲̭̥͔̼̳͕͖̣̝͔͋̿̓͛̀̿̐̏̆̿͝ͅ ̶̧̡̛͇̩͖̟̳̯͖̝̙͎̜̣͈̥̳̰͙̪̖͈͈̻̬͉̩̣̯̪̘̺̗͚̞͈͖̺͓̳̦͎̫̼͚̋̓͆̓̒͒̓̄̅̍̃̌̏̏͐́͗̈́̏͑͒̃̽̅͌́̔͑͆̃̌̇̂͌̔́̊̕̕̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝Ḇ̶̧̡̡̡̛̭̲̠̰͙̻̘̘̣̰͇͇͇̹̹̟̯͎̬͕͙̣͚͕̙̮̠͓̞̹̲̰͓͕̝̄̒̈͜ͅḽ̸̛̛̼͖̩̤̘̯͇͙̠̠͙̣̦͎̰̫̜̘̃̈͆̇̂́̀͆̒̈́͆̆̽͋̓̀̅̄́̒̏͂̀̀̌̾̿̓̂̎̐͑͐̔̏̾̀̏̕̕͘͘̕͝͠ě̸̡̨̧̧͓͎̙̱̣͇̫̦̜̬͚̬̻̝͍͈͈͎͇̪̦̗̲̖̤̰̜̰̩̥̪̀̓͊̈́̊̊͌͆̊͑̅̒͘͝ͅá̶̢̢̡͖̝̗̭͇̣̪͍̬̘͓̟̜̗̦̯̩͖̻̝̳̖̻̋̃̌̈̄̽̇̄͝͠͝n̷̛̦̖̰̗͙̬͈͔̱̥͖̹͎͆̈́̑͂͌̊̍́̅̋͋̐͌̒͒̄̄̈̉̍̎̄̈͌͆͛͑͌͛̿̐̅̔̒̚̚̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͝, or ███ █████, is an anti-tourist attraction, monument to sin, and potentially a malevolent entity within Chicago. It takes the form of The Bean but is vantablack instead of chrome.


Appearance

The Blean appears to be made of liquid vantablack, from which all vantablack paint is harvested. The surrounding area's temperature is reduced by 10 degrees within a 10 mile radius of the Blean, as it absorbs all heat, light, and cosmic energy.


History

The Blean ████████ at the advent of The Discipline Era. It is located in the exact center of Chicago, at the corner of █████████████████████████████


Known Abilities

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