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The Blean, otherwise known as The Clown Gate, T̸̢̢̢̢̛̠̘͎͇͚̟͎̘̹̻̬̳̖̠̩̤̺̺̯͚̰̠̫̞͓͑̀̓̄̋͆́͒̽̐̎̄͒̅͐̌̇̓͊̋͋͆̔̌͛͋̚͘͜͝͠ͅẖ̷̡̨̧̛͎͈̦̙̭̲͖͍̲̟̥̬̞̰̲̣̣͓̻̘̱̪̮͙̖̞͕̘̣̲̭̊̇̀͊̑̃͌́̀̂̏̂̔̾̈́̊̂̑̆́̿͝͝e̵̢̧̨͖͍̘͍̻̣̱͈̗̜̤̼̱̳̺̰͓͔̖̟̞͎͓̮̩̞̞̖̲̭̥͔̼̳͕͖̣̝͔͋̿̓͛̀̿̐̏̆̿͝ͅ ̶̧̡̛͇̩͖̟̳̯͖̝̙͎̜̣͈̥̳̰͙̪̖͈͈̻̬͉̩̣̯̪̘̺̗͚̞͈͖̺͓̳̦͎̫̼͚̋̓͆̓̒͒̓̄̅̍̃̌̏̏͐́͗̈́̏͑͒̃̽̅͌́̔͑͆̃̌̇̂͌̔́̊̕̕̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝Ḇ̶̧̡̡̡̛̭̲̠̰͙̻̘̘̣̰͇͇͇̹̹̟̯͎̬͕͙̣͚͕̙̮̠͓̞̹̲̰͓͕̝̄̒̈͜ͅḽ̸̛̛̼͖̩̤̘̯͇͙̠̠͙̣̦͎̰̫̜̘̃̈͆̇̂́̀͆̒̈́͆̆̽͋̓̀̅̄́̒̏͂̀̀̌̾̿̓̂̎̐͑͐̔̏̾̀̏̕̕͘͘̕͝͠ě̸̡̨̧̧͓͎̙̱̣͇̫̦̜̬͚̬̻̝͍͈͈͎͇̪̦̗̲̖̤̰̜̰̩̥̪̀̓͊̈́̊̊͌͆̊͑̅̒͘͝ͅá̶̢̢̡͖̝̗̭͇̣̪͍̬̘͓̟̜̗̦̯̩͖̻̝̳̖̻̋̃̌̈̄̽̇̄͝͠͝n̷̛̦̖̰̗͙̬͈͔̱̥͖̹͎͆̈́̑͂͌̊̍́̅̋͋̐͌̒͒̄̄̈̉̍̎̄̈͌͆͛͑͌͛̿̐̅̔̒̚̚̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͝, or ███ █████, is an anti-tourist attraction, monument to sin, and portal to Blean Hell within Chicago. It takes the form of The Bean but is vlantablack instead of chrome.

Appearance and Behavior

The Blean appears to be made of liquid vlantablack, after the vantablack was scraped off. The surrounding area's temperature is reduced by 10 degrees within a 10 mile radius of the Blean, as it absorbs all heat, light, and cosmic energy. It is so dark that the Blean acts as a localized black hole, which when traveled through puts you in a mysterious locations known as Blean hell, which may or may not be Hellmouth Community College's Art Gallery.

History

The Blean ████████ at the advent of The Discipline Era. It is located in the exact center of Chicago. The Blean has some connection to Anish Kapoor, who coated it in his Vantablack(tm) paint, though their exact relationship is debated. The painting of the Blean with Vantablack(all rights reserved) angered the Blean and the people of Chicago as no one likes Anish Klapoor and his shenanigans, and so they scraped the paint off of the Blean and replaced it with Vlantablack, an even darker shade of black free for everyone. The first victim of the Blean's new paint was its possible creator and definitive defiler, Kapoor. It is said that as he was sucked into the Blean, he could be heard screaming, "IT'S FULL OF CLOWNS!" Numerous tourists have since gone missing around the Blean.

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"Known" Abilities

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↑ DO NOT LOOK AT THE BLEAN
↑ YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN HERE
↑ ◼️◼️◼️
↑ This video has been removed for the safety of all viewers
↑ All other art was lost in the Reckoning.

[1] DO NOT LOOK AT THE BLEAN

[2] YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN HERE

[3] ◼️◼️◼️

[4] This video has been removed for the safety of all viewers

[5] All other art was lost in the Reckoning.

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-The Blean, otherwise known as The Vantabean, T̸̢̢̢̢̛̠̘͎͇͚̟͎̘̹̻̬̳̖̠̩̤̺̺̯͚̰̠̫̞͓͑̀̓̄̋͆́͒̽̐̎̄͒̅͐̌̇̓͊̋͋͆̔̌͛͋̚͘͜͝͠ͅẖ̷̡̨̧̛͎͈̦̙̭̲͖͍̲̟̥̬̞̰̲̣̣͓̻̘̱̪̮͙̖̞͕̘̣̲̭̊̇̀͊̑̃͌́̀̂̏̂̔̾̈́̊̂̑̆́̿͝͝e̵̢̧̨͖͍̘͍̻̣̱͈̗̜̤̼̱̳̺̰͓͔̖̟̞͎͓̮̩̞̞̖̲̭̥͔̼̳͕͖̣̝͔͋̿̓͛̀̿̐̏̆̿͝ͅ ̶̧̡̛͇̩͖̟̳̯͖̝̙͎̜̣͈̥̳̰͙̪̖͈͈̻̬͉̩̣̯̪̘̺̗͚̞͈͖̺͓̳̦͎̫̼͚̋̓͆̓̒͒̓̄̅̍̃̌̏̏͐́͗̈́̏͑͒̃̽̅͌́̔͑͆̃̌̇̂͌̔́̊̕̕̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝Ḇ̶̧̡̡̡̛̭̲̠̰͙̻̘̘̣̰͇͇͇̹̹̟̯͎̬͕͙̣͚͕̙̮̠͓̞̹̲̰͓͕̝̄̒̈͜ͅḽ̸̛̛̼͖̩̤̘̯͇͙̠̠͙̣̦͎̰̫̜̘̃̈͆̇̂́̀͆̒̈́͆̆̽͋̓̀̅̄́̒̏͂̀̀̌̾̿̓̂̎̐͑͐̔̏̾̀̏̕̕͘͘̕͝͠ě̸̡̨̧̧͓͎̙̱̣͇̫̦̜̬͚̬̻̝͍͈͈͎͇̪̦̗̲̖̤̰̜̰̩̥̪̀̓͊̈́̊̊͌͆̊͑̅̒͘͝ͅá̶̢̢̡͖̝̗̭͇̣̪͍̬̘͓̟̜̗̦̯̩͖̻̝̳̖̻̋̃̌̈̄̽̇̄͝͠͝n̷̛̦̖̰̗͙̬͈͔̱̥͖̹͎͆̈́̑͂͌̊̍́̅̋͋̐͌̒͒̄̄̈̉̍̎̄̈͌͆͛͑͌͛̿̐̅̔̒̚̚̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͝, or ███ █████, is an anti-tourist attraction, monument to sin, and potentially a malevolent entity within [[Chicago]].   It takes the form of [[The Bean]] but is vantablack instead of chrome.
+The Blean, otherwise known as The Clown Gate, T̸̢̢̢̢̛̠̘͎͇͚̟͎̘̹̻̬̳̖̠̩̤̺̺̯͚̰̠̫̞͓͑̀̓̄̋͆́͒̽̐̎̄͒̅͐̌̇̓͊̋͋͆̔̌͛͋̚͘͜͝͠ͅẖ̷̡̨̧̛͎͈̦̙̭̲͖͍̲̟̥̬̞̰̲̣̣͓̻̘̱̪̮͙̖̞͕̘̣̲̭̊̇̀͊̑̃͌́̀̂̏̂̔̾̈́̊̂̑̆́̿͝͝e̵̢̧̨͖͍̘͍̻̣̱͈̗̜̤̼̱̳̺̰͓͔̖̟̞͎͓̮̩̞̞̖̲̭̥͔̼̳͕͖̣̝͔͋̿̓͛̀̿̐̏̆̿͝ͅ ̶̧̡̛͇̩͖̟̳̯͖̝̙͎̜̣͈̥̳̰͙̪̖͈͈̻̬͉̩̣̯̪̘̺̗͚̞͈͖̺͓̳̦͎̫̼͚̋̓͆̓̒͒̓̄̅̍̃̌̏̏͐́͗̈́̏͑͒̃̽̅͌́̔͑͆̃̌̇̂͌̔́̊̕̕̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝Ḇ̶̧̡̡̡̛̭̲̠̰͙̻̘̘̣̰͇͇͇̹̹̟̯͎̬͕͙̣͚͕̙̮̠͓̞̹̲̰͓͕̝̄̒̈͜ͅḽ̸̛̛̼͖̩̤̘̯͇͙̠̠͙̣̦͎̰̫̜̘̃̈͆̇̂́̀͆̒̈́͆̆̽͋̓̀̅̄́̒̏͂̀̀̌̾̿̓̂̎̐͑͐̔̏̾̀̏̕̕͘͘̕͝͠ě̸̡̨̧̧͓͎̙̱̣͇̫̦̜̬͚̬̻̝͍͈͈͎͇̪̦̗̲̖̤̰̜̰̩̥̪̀̓͊̈́̊̊͌͆̊͑̅̒͘͝ͅá̶̢̢̡͖̝̗̭͇̣̪͍̬̘͓̟̜̗̦̯̩͖̻̝̳̖̻̋̃̌̈̄̽̇̄͝͠͝n̷̛̦̖̰̗͙̬͈͔̱̥͖̹͎͆̈́̑͂͌̊̍́̅̋͋̐͌̒͒̄̄̈̉̍̎̄̈͌͆͛͑͌͛̿̐̅̔̒̚̚̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͝, or ███ █████, is an anti-tourist attraction, monument to sin, and portal to Blean Hell within [[Chicago]].   It takes the form of [[The Bean]] but is vlantablack instead of chrome.
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-== Appearance ==
+== Appearance and Behavior ==
-The Blean appears to be made of liquid vantablack, from which all vantablack paint is harvested.  The surrounding area's temperature is reduced by 10 degrees within a 10 mile radius of the Blean, as it absorbs all heat, light, and cosmic energy.
+The Blean appears to be made of liquid vlantablack, after the vantablack was scraped off.  The surrounding area's temperature is reduced by 10 degrees within a 10 mile radius of the Blean, as it absorbs all heat, light, and cosmic energy. It is so dark that the Blean acts as a localized black hole, which when traveled through puts you in a mysterious locations known as Blean hell, which may or may not be Hellmouth Community College's Art Gallery.
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 == History ==
-The Blean <span style="color:#000000;">████████</span> at the advent of [[The Discipline Era]].  It is located in the exact center of Chicago, at the corner of <span style="color:#000000;">█████████████████████████████</span>
+The Blean <span style="color:#000000;">████████</span> at the advent of [[The Discipline Era]].  It is located in the exact center of Chicago. The Blean has some connection to Anish Kapoor, who coated it in his Vantablack(tm) paint, though their exact relationship is debated. The painting of the Blean with Vantablack(all rights reserved) angered the Blean and the people of Chicago as no one likes Anish Klapoor and his shenanigans, and so they scraped the paint off of the Blean and replaced it with Vlantablack, an even darker shade of black free for everyone. The first victim of the Blean's new paint was its possible creator and definitive defiler, Kapoor. It is said that as he was sucked into the Blean, he could be heard screaming, "IT'S FULL OF CLOWNS!" Numerous tourists have since gone missing around the Blean.
+<span style="color:#000000;">███████████████████████████</span>
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