Blankenship Fischer

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Blankenship Fischer is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Fischer is an occasionally bipedal, 4.8 metre tall batter composed of a single Blaseball coated in living flesh that continuously extrudes various types of teeth. These teeth, which posses the characteristics of a variety of known and unknown species, compose the bulk of Fischer's body mass at any given time.


Fischer is sometimes known by the nickname "Howler", due to their habit of continuously screaming during their time at bat. This is particularly notable due to the fact that, throughout many medical examinations over the course of their career, they have never been found to possess any kind of vocal folds or respiratory system.

Fischer's hobbies include horseback riding, video game criticism, and amateur competitive dentistry.