Betsy Trombone

Betsy Trombone
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Intact, Alive, Half-Human Clone
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them or she/her
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Apple

Betsy Trombone is the starting pitcher for the Philly Pies. They are a member of the storied blaseball Trombone family along with their sibling, the late Rhys Trombone. Unlike Rhys, however, Betsy was cloned from a Cretaceous Period trombone preserved in amber found in a Peruvian mine by wealthy industrialist Reginald Trombone, the patriarch of the Trombone family. Placed into a gestating blaseball egg and slathered in the transbiological matter of retired blaseball players, Trombone ultimately hatched as an inextricable amalgam of brass and flesh and was immediately called up by the Pies without playing in the Underleagues.

Well-liked by their teammates, Betsy has a carefree and trusting nature. They have seven positions and two valves. They are a hugger. Their ability to consistently strike out higher starred batters, especially the 5 starred Jessica Telephone, has been largely attributed to her hypnotic and snakelike gaze. When not looking directly at any one person it could be assumed her gaze is vacant, devoid of focus, but when focused in on an opponent their eyes are piercing and deadly, freezing the batter momentarily before they can hit.

Music

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Warmup Music (Season 3)