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| − | Beef Randolph is the nutritionist for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. They plan to improve the team's performance via a patented raw egg kombucha cocktail added to the between-inning refreshment sidecart. | + | Beef Randolph is the nutritionist for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. They plan to improve the team's performance via a patented raw egg kombucha cocktail added to the between-inning refreshment sidecart. |
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| + | Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt". | ||
Revision as of 14:40, 30 July 2020
Beef Randolph is the nutritionist for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. They plan to improve the team's performance via a patented raw egg kombucha cocktail added to the between-inning refreshment sidecart.
Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt".
