Baby Doyle

Baby Doyle
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Alive; Intact

Baby Doyle is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. They are a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands offence, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense.