Baby Doyle

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Baby Doyle is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Doyle has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

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Doyle is a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offense, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense.

Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, CO, Doyle's naissance is of ritual significance to the Church St Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands.