Difference between revisions of "Baby Doyle"
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{{Player|team=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]|rating=★★★|status=Alive; Intact|instrument=Swanee whistle}} | {{Player|team=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]|rating=★★★|status=Alive; Intact|instrument=Swanee whistle}} | ||
| − | Baby Doyle is a player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. They are a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offence, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense. | + | Baby Doyle is a player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. They are a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offence, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense. |
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| + | Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, CO, Doyle's ''naissance'' is of ritual significance to the Church St Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands. | ||
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Revision as of 23:27, 6 August 2020
Baby Doyle is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. They are a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offence, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense.
Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, CO, Doyle's naissance is of ritual significance to the Church St Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands.
