Axel Trololol
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Axel Trololol is a "pitcher" for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He resembles a composite amalgamation of every blaseball player layered over each other.