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== Cybernetic Enhancements == | == Cybernetic Enhancements == | ||
| − | Following the end of | + | Following the end of [[Season 2]], Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. The procedure was a success, leaving him with a '''Literal Arm Canon''', maxing out his "pitching" stats. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!" |
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[[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | ||
Revision as of 03:48, 3 August 2020
Axel Trololol is a "pitcher" for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair.
Cybernetic Enhancements
Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. The procedure was a success, leaving him with a Literal Arm Canon, maxing out his "pitching" stats. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"
