Axel Cardenas

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Axel Cardenas is a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Cardenas does not have any notable events on record.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Axel is too cool for blaseball. So much so, in fact, that he regrets ever joining. He does not try, because this would be uncool. He hopes for incineration.

Although Cardenas vehemently denies any feelings, including romantic ones, he has been spotted several times in The Local Diner with his presumed boyfriend and tire-rat gestalt intelligence Miguel Wheeler, sipping buffalo flavored milkshakes. When asked about a photo where he can be seen blushing as a tire-rat slips into his milkshake, he responded by simply saying, “tch” and rolling his eyes. At that point, he stuck a cherry lollipop in his mouth, leaving on-scene reporters too enthralled to inquire further.

Appearance

He wears a leather jacket over his uniform, arms not through the sleeves. He has a seemingly endless supply of lollipops, and is rarely seen without one.

Play Style

He bats one handed, with his right hand in the pocket of his skinny jeans. You will never, ever, be as cool as him.

It is speculated that Axel hits so many foul balls because of his foul attitude.


Quotes

"Whatever."

”...”

"Tch."