Atlas Guerra

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Atlas Guerra is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. Like all of us, she is from Chicago.


History

Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Atlas Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher.

She entered the Firefighters after a successful career in The Underleagues. Upon her Internet League Blaseball debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence.


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