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Absolutely Unbearable

Annie is a park ranger for Yellowstone National Park Park. When they were young they got lost in Yellowstone as a scout. They grew up feral in the wilds. During their time in the wilds, they also became a werebear, who only turns into a bear known as "Roland" when there is a solar eclipse. Annie has no memory of Roland incidents occurring. The Park Rangers recruited them for their intimate knowledge of the landscape, and their fierce protective love of the land. Annie has spent the last xx years trying to track down Roland, and spends most of their time picking up after Roland's messes. Annie believes blaseball may be the answer due to its frequent solar eclipses.

Annie also wears sunglasses at all times, never taking them off. Those that have seen a glimpse behind their shades have only babbled, "We would like to see it" incoherently before walking out to the woods. When questioned why they wear sunglasses, Annie only tilted their head and said, "They keep out the sun. Why else would I wear them?"

They also collects vintage gravy boats. They just think they're neat.