An Undisclosed Location

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An Undisclosed Location is the site at which Houston Spies home games are played. As allowing opponents within 15 miles of Spies HQ would constitute a major security breach, Spies management instead generously and discreetly transports opposing players, staff and fans to this undisclosed location by means of an unknown process which nobody who has experienced has yet been able to describe or remember.

Local Amenities

The undisclosed location houses an international-class blaseball stadium, with absolutely nothing around it. No distinguishing features can be discerned in the surrounding area, and individuals who attempt to leave without utilising the Spies' generous and discreet transportation arrangements report finding nothing but boundless horizon stretching out in every direction, and eventually having to ask the individuals in grey trench coats tailing them to take them back to the stadium. It is unclear whether the undisclosed location is anywhere near Houston geographically, or even conceptually.

Refreshments

An Undisclosed Location maintains a wide array of modern refreshment options throughout the stadium. In keeping with the Spies' anticapitalist ideals, all refreshments are freely available to all, except for statutory age restrictions on all goods prepared by secret agents and laced with poison, which are clearly marked.