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Upon her arrival to [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)|Yellowstone]], she was met with distraught fans, who were confused why one of their luckiest players had been swapped for one whose existence is uncertain. Nevertheless, they offered her a seat at the campfire and hoped she enjoyed the freedom from Hades and side hustles. Whether she wishes to sacrifice them one by one remains to be seen. | Upon her arrival to [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)|Yellowstone]], she was met with distraught fans, who were confused why one of their luckiest players had been swapped for one whose existence is uncertain. Nevertheless, they offered her a seat at the campfire and hoped she enjoyed the freedom from Hades and side hustles. Whether she wishes to sacrifice them one by one remains to be seen. | ||
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Revision as of 22:16, 9 September 2020
Harrell Check!
Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.
Hades Tigers
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.
Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
New York Millenials
The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive. Not wanting her to feel left out again, the players now call out for a "Harrell Check" so Harrell can let them know she isn't there.
Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
Yellowstone Magic
Upon her arrival to Yellowstone, she was met with distraught fans, who were confused why one of their luckiest players had been swapped for one whose existence is uncertain. Nevertheless, they offered her a seat at the campfire and hoped she enjoyed the freedom from Hades and side hustles. Whether she wishes to sacrifice them one by one remains to be seen.
