Alyssa Harrell

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Alyssa Harrell is a batter for the New York Millennials. Harrell began her Blaseball career with the Hades Tigers in Season 1, and was transferred to the Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler after the conclusion of Season 3.


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Alyssa Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.

It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that Harrell doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.