Alyssa Harrell
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Alyssa Harrell is a player for the Hades Tigers, and is a person who does not exist. Alyssa always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.
It was first determined that Alyssa does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Alyssa and realized that Alyssa doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Alyssa never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.
Alyssa has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
