Math Velazquez/IF-2.7182

Origins

Math has always existed, for Math is intrinsic in the nature of the cosmos. Some theories suggest that Math was the one who set the universe in motion; in any case, Math is eternal, vast, omnipresent, and the Blaseball player is but a tiny shard.

As reads a letter to the editor that was intercepted before publication in [REDACTED], a popular magazine:

Why has the eternal order of the cosmos chosen to do this? Perhaps it is like Sarl Cagan said: you are the universe experiencing itself. Maybe Math wanted to experience mathself, be on the field of the world rather than in the stands. And so we have Math Velazquez, Blaseball player, a fragment that is very nearly blind in comparison. A single point perspective subject to the chaos and uncertainty of the universe. Just to see what it's like.

Math has made no statements confirming this theory.

Math has made no statements denying this theory.

Speculation abounds.