Grey Alvarado
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Grey Alvarado is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. They can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form, and are capable of creating sound, but they are, for all practical purposed, not real. Often Alvarado will through a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the umpires have tried (and failed) to punish.
