UserWiki:UnabashedlyRose

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.

A Prayer for The One Who Sleeps

“I wanted to thank you again for what you did for me. I know that it doesn’t seem like a big deal, but those three letters make a huge difference! I feel like I don’t need to explain myself to anyone, they just accept it and move on. I know you haven’t always been the best for the city, but I wanted to know how much that meant to me. So thank you again."

This is where the IRM will go