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During Season 3, Gloom scored the winning single in a fifteen-inning game against the Tacos, giving the Shoe Thieves an edge and likely preventing a Spillover. When asked for comment, Gloom responded: "What? Hey, I gotta get home so Beasley can get his dinner." Beasley was then fed his standard evening bowl of kibble, with a treat for dessert because he had been such a good boy that day.
 
During Season 3, Gloom scored the winning single in a fifteen-inning game against the Tacos, giving the Shoe Thieves an edge and likely preventing a Spillover. When asked for comment, Gloom responded: "What? Hey, I gotta get home so Beasley can get his dinner." Beasley was then fed his standard evening bowl of kibble, with a treat for dessert because he had been such a good boy that day.
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Gloom specializes in stealing high-top sneakers.
  
 
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Revision as of 02:39, 7 August 2020


Workman Gloom is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.


Gloom was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by Cornelius Games, who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a blaseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ." Sources presume that Gloom is just too polite to mention they have no idea how to use the rod. Since that incident, they have been slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.


Gloom is the owner of Beasley Gloom, a canine pitcher for the same team. Beasley is very happy that they're at all of their games, sources say.

During Season 3, Gloom scored the winning single in a fifteen-inning game against the Tacos, giving the Shoe Thieves an edge and likely preventing a Spillover. When asked for comment, Gloom responded: "What? Hey, I gotta get home so Beasley can get his dinner." Beasley was then fed his standard evening bowl of kibble, with a treat for dessert because he had been such a good boy that day.


Gloom specializes in stealing high-top sneakers.