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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|species=Human|pronouns=They/them|rating=★★½|horse=No}}
 
{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|species=Human|pronouns=They/them|rating=★★½|horse=No}}
  
Workman Gloom is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Workman is the owner of [[Beasley Gloom]], who is a dog who pitches for the Shoe Thieves. Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook them for a player. The demons thrust a blaseball rod in to Workman's hands and told them to get out there and get on with it. Presumably they are just too polite to tell anyone differently, as they are still slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.
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Workman Gloom is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Workman was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by [[Cornelius Games]], who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a baseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ.". Presumably they are just too polite to mention that they have no idea how to use the rod, as they are still slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.
  
Beasley is happy that they're there, anyway.
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Workman is the owner of [[Beasley Gloom]], a canine pitcher for the same team. Beasley is very happy that they're at all of their games.
  
 
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Revision as of 22:44, 2 August 2020


Workman Gloom is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Workman was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by Cornelius Games, who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a baseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ.". Presumably they are just too polite to mention that they have no idea how to use the rod, as they are still slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.

Workman is the owner of Beasley Gloom, a canine pitcher for the same team. Beasley is very happy that they're at all of their games.