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| − | Wanda Schenn is a player with planetoid physiology who uses they/them pronouns.
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| − | Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 513.
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| − | ==Appearance==
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| − | Schenn’s form has been described in a variety of ways. Whether this is due to them appearing to each person differently or them being able to consciously shift their form is unknown. Reports have emerged of a human-sized planet, a planet shaped like a human, and a planet-sized planet. When asked to describe themselves, Schenn responded with incomprehensible growls and rumbling noises best measured using the Richter scale.
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| − | ==Scientific Classification==
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| − | Their mutable form and the appearance of being an entire planet has led to some curious investigation from [[Flermilab]]. Per a report published shortly after Schenn’s arrival in Chicago, Schenn is a class-M superterran planet, having a mass approximately equivalent to 5.13 Earths. How this does not have any noticeable effect on other gravitational fields remains a mystery, especially since Schenn occasionally uses gravitational effects to play blaseball.
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| − | Scientists committed to the pedantic use of scientific terminology note that Schenn does not “technically qualify” as a planet as they do not orbit a star, seeing as Sun 2’s appearance is inconsistent at best. “Everyone else says it’s close enough,” the principal investigator at Flermilab noted, “which means it’s good enough for me.”
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| − | It has been noted that Schenn’s surface supports some form of life, although all attempts to communicate with sentient life have failed. This may be related to the dense atmosphere characteristic of superterran planets, some other quirk of Schenn’s planetoid physiology, or a lack of truly sentient lifeforms. Studies of this phenomenon remain ongoing.
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| − | ==Known Moons and Satellites==
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| − | Schenn has a number of satellites, including a number of rocky moons and man-made satellites. Flermilab has attempted to document them but has struggled to keep accurate and precise records, especially since they seem to appear and disappear at random.
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| − | {{#choose:|'''Gregorios.''' A research satellite placed in orbit by ████ prior to Schenn’s arrival in [[Chicago]], [[Gregorios]] is a metal object of unclear size with two large, symmetrical solar panels. It is almost always present in Schenn’s orbit and seems to be geo-synchronous. Witnesses to Schenn’s human-shaped planetoid form have noted that it hovers over their left shoulder. Its origin and purpose are unclear, but Schenn seems disinclined to question it further.
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| − | |█████. ██████████ ███ █████ █ ████████ ████ ██ █████████ ███████ █ ████████ ██ █████. No further information is available concerning this satellite. Move on.
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| − | |''The radio waves echo, static and inconclusive. No frequency could be found… try again?''
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| − | |'''WORM-2110'''. WORM-2110 has been identified as the second-most massive natural satellite orbiting Schenn, although it is smaller than several other satellites. Composed mostly of silicate rock and ice, WORM-2110 may have oceans beneath its crust that could hypothetically support life.
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| − | |'''JB 847'''. JB 847 is a self-sustaining unmanned satellite launched by [[Flermilab]] in honor of the late [[Joshua Butt]] after their [[incineration]]. Its stated purpose is to “keep Schenn company.”
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| − | |'''The Wanderer module'''. A small, abandoned space shuttle drifts lazily in orbit, although it looks to have been built to hold two people…
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| − | |'''C.PULASKIDAY'''. C.PULASKIDAY is a small moon within close orbit of Schenn’s surface, occupying the CPULASKI ring formed of dust shed from its surface. It is irregularly shaped and reddish-orange in color. It is named for the person who identified it, who observed it while performing their duties as Third Base Coach Casimir Pulaski Day. When asked what they wished to name the moon, they appeared only able to say their name at full volume, “THIRD BASE COACH CASIMIR PULASKI DAY,” which was then stylized.
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| − | |'''Augusta'''. This moon is among the least dense of Schenn’s natural satellites, which suggests that a large percentage of it is composed of water ice. Geological surveys have noted formidable cliff formations on Augusta’s surface; the caves and crevasses have been noted to support a population of [[Moonray|Moonrays]].
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| − | |'''OH-614'''. OH-614 is a small rocky moon covered in what appears to be shag-like moss. It is rumoured to have appeared upon Schenn’s arrival in Chicago.
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| − | |'''Lykourgos'''. One of Schenn’s largest moons, it has been noted to resemble the moon that was destroyed during the season 10 finals. [[Flermilab]]’s observations have observed something resembling the effect of tides on Schenn’s form, though this has not been confirmed.
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| − | |'''HELMINTH 3520'''. Debris from what appears to be a previous civilization’s spacefaring module(s) has been spotted multiple times in Schenn’s orbit and are referenced by astronomers collectively as HELMINTH 3520. Currently, research suggests that the designers of HELMINTH must have been aquatic or semiaquatic, as indicated by computer-generated reconstructions of the module’s structure as well as trace amounts of liquid water found on the remaining fully enclosed pieces.
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| − | |'''WR-1-THE'''. Ohio scientists located a singular earthworm (likely ''Lumbricus'' sp.) in an irregular orbit around Schenn. Exact details of this specimen are hard to determine, as it seems to shift in both mass and structure and actively resists taxonomic classification; it is currently unknown whether this specimen is alive or not.}}
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | * Schenn’s magnetic field is a frequent hazard to nearby scientific instruments; as such, they are barred from unauthorized access to any Chicago-local colleges and universities.
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| − | * Schenn is a legal gray area as both planet and blaseball player, leading to several notable civil suits that had to be brought to intergalactic court.
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| − | * Schenn is sponsored by a small family-owned deli in Little Italy.
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| − | * Schenn is terrible at playing the theremin. Several public incidents have been reported to the relevant authorities, though no formal changes have been made.
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| − | * Schenn has received their Firefighter certification, though exactly how is not known.
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