UserWiki:Edgarware/Formulae

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Star Equations

Batting

$5\times (thwackability^{0.35}\times divinity^{0.35}\times moxie^{0.075}\times musclitude^{0.075}\times (1-patheticism)^{0.05}\times martyrdom^{0.02}\times (1-tragicness)^{0.01})$

Pitching

$5\times (unthwackability^{0.5}\times ruthlessness^{0.4}\times overpowerment^{0.15}\times shakespearianism^{0.1}\times coldness^{0.025})$

Baserunning

$5\times (laserlikeness^{0.5}\times continuation^{0.1}\times baseThirst^{0.1}\times indulgence^{0.1}\times groundFriction^{0.1})$

Defense

$5\times (omniscience^{0.2}\times tenaciousness^{0.2}\times watchfulness^{0.1}\times anticapitalism^{0.1}\times chasiness^{0.1})$

Vibes

${\frac {1}{2}}\times \left[\left(pressurization+cinnamon\right)\times cos\left({\frac {2\pi \times day}{6+\lfloor 10\times buoyancy\rceil }}\right)-pressurization+cinnamon\right]$
Where $day$ is 0-indexed.

Reported Vibes	Numerical Range
Most Excellent	> 0.8
Excellent	0.8 to 0.4
Quality	0.4 to 0.1
Neutral	0.1 to -0.1
Less Than Ideal	-0.4 to -0.1
Far Less Than Ideal	-0.8 to -0.4
Honestly Terrible	< -0.8

eDensity

Player

$\rho _{player}^{e}=(negative\times -1)\left((totalRating\times 7)+(soul\times 2)+((\#ego-1)^{2}\times 6.5)+(perk\times 26)+(replica\times 26)+(attractor\times 130)\right)$

Team

$\rho _{team}^{e}=\sum {\rho _{player}^{e}}+runs+(wins\times 10)+(netShame\times 5)+(\#champs\times 33)+(grandiosity\times 100)+(fortification\times 100)+(filthiness\times 500)+(\#parkmods\times 50)-\#birds$

Level

imPosition

$x_{day}^{I}=x_{day-1}^{I}+v_{day}^{e}$
Where $v_{day}^{e}=0.55\times (v_{day-1}^{e}-x_{day-1}^{I}-(\rho _{team}^{e}\times 0.0005)-(noodle\times 0.0388)+0.9992)$

Level	imPosition Range
Most Excellent	> 0.8
Excellent	0.8 to 0.4
Quality	0.4 to 0.1
Neutral	0.1 to -0.1
Less Than Ideal	-0.4 to -0.1
Far Less Than Ideal	-0.8 to -0.4
Honestly Terrible	< -0.8