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| + | ===Current Players=== |
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| + | |Jacoby Podcast |
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| + | |LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE / THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... |
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| − | | dates=Jul 20, 2020 – present
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| − | | former=[[San Francisco Lovers]]
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| − | | partners=[[Knight Triumphant]] | |
| − | | girlfriends=[[Allison Abbott]]
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| − | '''Kichiro Guerra''' is a lineup player for the [[Ohio Worms]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]]. | + | |- |
| | + | |Scratch Deleuze |
| | + | |Anything is Possumble / Scratch DeWIN |
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| | + | |Silvaire Roadhouse |
| | + | |Home Gun |
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| | + | |Alyssa Harrell |
| | + | |HARREL CHECK |
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| | + | |Nagomi McDaniel |
| | + | |NA GO MI |
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| | + | |Pedro David |
| | + | |Carry us home / Vote for Pedro / King Davis / Pedro my prince / Carry the team / MVPedro |
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| | + | |Forrest Best |
| | + | |Best is best / Run Forrest Run |
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| | + | |Kennedy Loser |
| | + | |That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner! |
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| | + | |Squid Galvanic |
| | + | |Don't worry about it / Galvanized! |
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| | + | |Brock Forbes |
| | + | |Brock Our Rock |
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| | + | |Jacoby Podcast |
| | + | |Rate and Review / Pause them Podcast / plug your Patreon/ Play that closing theme |
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| | + | |Adalberto Tosser |
| | + | |Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto |
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| | + | |Finn James |
| | + | |Finn James Wins Games! |
| | + | |} |
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| − | ==Official League Records==
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| − | Guerra joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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| − | During the [[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2 elections]], Guerra's star rating increased from {{Star Rating|1}} to {{Star Rating|5}} after being blessed with BLOODLUST. Later, on day 89 of [[Season 3]], Guerra's star rating decreased from {{Star Rating|5}} to {{Star Rating|4}} after swallowing a stray [[peanut]].
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| − | As of the end of [[Season 3]], Guerra was the only known Blaseball player to hit for the cycle on [[Season 3]], day 35 against the [[Boston Flowers]]. This achievement was obtained with only 4 plate appearances.
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| − | During game one of the Wild League Championship in the [[Season 7]] playoffs against the Baltimore Crabs, Guerra hit a triple with [[Helga Burton]] on first to tie the game at 5-5, then immediately stole home to bring the Lovers into a 6-5 lead. The Lovers ultimately won the game 7-6.
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| − | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Guerra played for the [[Americano Water Works]] as a lineup player.
| + | Rise n Writhe+3 |
| | + | G’dirt +6 |
| | + | OHWO |
| | + | OH, WORM? +2 |
| | + | We’ll Make You Squirm |
| | + | WRITHE ETERNAL |
| | + | Succumb To The Dirt +1 |
| | + | WE’RE JUST GETTING WORM’D UP+9 |
| | + | Expand Ground |
| | + | You’re in dirt-hio, welcome to dirt-hio |
| | + | WORMS LOSE |
| | + | EAT DIRT! (Or Become the Dirt We Eat!) |
| | + | Dirt To Soil From Our Toil! +1 |
| | + | Time to get down and dirty! |
| | + | We writhe at dawn!+6 |
| | + | Early worm gets the win |
| | + | DIRT! DIRT! DIRT! DIRT! DIRT! +2 |
| | + | Hit The Dirt! |
| | + | Dirt Don’t Hurt! |
| | + | `worm` (no punctuation, no capitalization) |
| | + | You’re worm food |
| | + | No limbs just vibes |
| | + | We're on top(soil)! |
| | + | Let’s go Worms! Wriggle and Squirm! |
| | + | I scream, you scream, we all scream for DIRT LEAF! |
| | + | ~ +1 |
| | + | As below, so below. +4 |
| | + | Not a chant but, Ground Friends aka Gfriends |
| | + | Thank Groundness! |
| | + | sNailed it! 🐌 +4 |
| | + | Even a worm will turn |
| | + | ALL WRITHE +3 |
| | + | Loam run (instead of home run) also "loam team/field advantage" +2 |
| | + | What’s wrigglinng? |
| | + | All our foes, we decompose! |
| | + | There’s no I in WORM! |
| | + | Ground It! |
| | + | Upon stealing a base: “DIRTY DEEDS” +5 |
| | + | For Scratch Deleuze: “Anything is Possumble!” +3 |
| | + | For Scratch Deleuze: “Scratch DeWIN” |
| | + | For Cantus Hojo: “Go Go Hojo!” +1 |
| | + | For Muse Scantron: “A+!” |
| | + | For Muse Scantron: “All bubbles filled!” |
| | + | For Kaz Fiasco: “YES WE KAZ!” |
| | + | For Kaz Fiasco: “Leps go fiasco, leps go! 👏👏” +1 |
| | + | For Vessalius Sundae: “Hot Fudge!” |
| | + | For Vessalius Sundae: “Bring the sting!” +1 |
| | + | For Ephraim Ladd: “Astro-naughty!” |
| | + | For Ephraim Ladd: “Wal-King Ladd!” |
| | + | For Ephraim Ladd: “LET’S GO FOR A WALK/WALK EM” |
| | + | For Ephraim Ladd: Leash em up Ladd! |
| | + | For Ephraim Ladd: WALK EM HOME LADD (when there is a runner on third base |
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| − | During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Guerra received the [[Modifications#Maximalist|'''Maximalist''']] modification as a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages']] receiving the [[Season_14#Blessings|'''Min-Maxing''']] blessing.
| + | For Farrell Seagull: “CAW CAW” |
| | + | For Lenny Crumb: LOOK AT ‘EM GO (for when they’re zoomin’) |
| | + | For Lenny : First game of the season : Can he do it again? |
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| − | Guerra was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Pitching Machine]] during the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]] via the Lovers' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will.
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| − | ==Biography==
| + | GREETINGS |
| − | {{Community Lore}}
| + | smooth soiling |
| − | ===Kichiro Prime===
| + | •good worming |
| − | Kichiro describes themself as a shy, introverted fan of anime and hugging. Due to health complications they lived a sheltered childhood and never saw much of the world at large. In the times leading up to their Blaseball career they were largely described as a "Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure" by those that knew them.
| + | •shaloam |
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| − | Kichiro met Knight Triumphant at YaoiCon 20XX and they fell in love due to their shared interest in wholesome romantic pursuits and Tadashi Yamaguchi from Haikyuu!! When plans to form the Lovers Blaseball team were being carried out, Knight convinced Kichiro to join last minute as a batter to help them overcome their fear of social interaction.
| + | •siltutatuons |
| − | | + | •happy dirt day |
| − | During the events of Seasons 1-2 Kichiro experienced more of the outside world and the splort of Blaseball. While they did enjoy getting to play the game with their partners, they experienced for the first time what the real world was truly like. Kichiro was shocked and disturbed by the absence of True Love in the world and at the end of Season 2 their resolve was tested resulting in a dramatic change.
| + | •grittings |
| − | | + | •clay there |
| − | During the Pre-season, Kichiro went on a quest to find ancient relics of True Love left behind by the Paramours of old. They were successful, finding an ancient shrine in the heart of San Francisco where a Love Spirit beseeched Kichiro to don the ancient Intimacy Regalia and become an avatar of Love to bring True Love back to the world.
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| − | Now blessed with the power of the Love Spirit, Kichiro is able to undergo a Magical Transformation when they utter the phrase "Time to pucker up!" causing the Ancient Intimacy Regalia to be summoned via a long sequence of close-up shots coupled with their theme song. Once transformed, Kichiro becomes Kissin' Kichiro and gains huge boosts to their Blaseball stats.
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| − | At the end of [[Season 4]], the Kichiro "Kichi" Guerra who originally joined the San Francisco Lovers was swapped with a Kichiro Guerra from [[Tough Love Dimension|an alternate dimension]].
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| − | ===Tough Love Dimension===
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| − | Kichiro Guerra comes from the Tough Love Dimension, another universe where the San Francisco Lovers are the San Francisco Tough Lovers and dominate Internet League Blaseball. She arrived at the same time as [[Parker Meng]]. She and Parker are extremely close friends, although unlike most Lovers, their friendship is marked by pranks and merciless teasing.
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| − | Alternate Kichiro's higher defense stats have been attributed by Parker to "[a]n actual, literal gun. Like fully loaded and ready to go. We've gone through so many balls so far this season." It is not clear if this is an exaggeration.
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| − | Kichiro is quick to emphasize her differences from Kichiro Prime: she does not write poetry, and she does not like video games or play anime. Most of all, Kichiro is very emphatic that, unlike Kichiro Prime, she is not a magical girl (although, in fact, she is).
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| − | Alternate Kichiro's nickname for Kichiro Prime is "Squishiro".<ref>https://twitter.com/KissinKichiro/status/1300353740210348033</ref>
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| − | ==Personal Life==
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| − | ===Kiss My Bat===
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| − | Some Blaseball journalists (and glossip columnists) would say that one of the most famous relationships in all of Blaseball is that of [[Seattle Garages]] batter [[Allison Abbott]] and Kichiro Guerra. Their teammates would tell you that they always sensed the attraction and tension whenever the two were in the same stadium, let alone the same room. There was even a ship name, "Kiss My Bat", being tossed around whenever the two teams glossiped about the "will they, won't they" nature of the situation. One night, after a game, the two bumped into each other at a coffee place after their orders got mixed up Abbott ordering a light and sweet coffee while Guerra had ordered the Americano. After chatting for a bit about the price of coffee, the two realized that neither of them could afford to live in their respective cities on a blaseball players salary and it created a deep bond.
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| − | The pair, strangely enough, had two first dates. The first was actually during [[The Grand Unslam]], the date was perfect but moments later it was as if it had never happened. Abbott was furious, but Guerra said it didn't matter because it gave them a chance to have another first date. Witnesses say the second first date wasn't as perfect (Garages pitcher [[Mike Townsend]] tripped and fell onto their table, causing coffee to accidentally spill on one of Guerra's favorite manga) but Abbott and Guerra were so enamored with each other it didn't matter, the date was still perfect to them. Luckily for Townsend, the only time Abbott isn't angry is when she's with Guerra. There is a saying amongst the Garages that "Allison cracks bats, cracks knuckles, and cracks skulls. But, the only smile she cracks is for Kichiro Guerra."
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| − | Unfortunately at the end of Season 4 tragedy struck "Kiss My Bat" and Kichiro Guerra was [https://twitter.com/KissinKichiro/status/1300190844528594949 swapped] with a version of herself from [[Tough Love Dimension|an alternate dimension]]. Abbott was naturally [https://twitter.com/BatAbbott/status/1300185788999639040 confused] and it took her a few days to figure out exactly what was going on. Alternate Guerra was [https://twitter.com/KissinKichiro/status/1300189975577858048 clearly] into Abbott, although Abbott had some [https://twitter.com/batabbott/status/1300434818346475520 apprehensions] about the whole thing. It didn't take long for "Kiss My Bat II: The Sequel" to become a [https://twitter.com/KissinKichiro/status/1300345292882161666 thing], and eventually the two entered a committed relationship.
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| − | Parker Meng, a self-described "avid shipper" of the couple, has claimed that sclientists predict that if all four ever manage to exist on the same plane of reality that their polycule would be unstoppable and bring ''True Love'' back to the entire cosmos once and for all.
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| − | After the [[Grand Siesta]], Abbott had [https://twitter.com/KissinKichiro/status/1373338796297756672 proposed] to Guerra who said yes.
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| − | However, on [[Season 17]], Day 62, Abbott was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Guerra and the Worms were playing against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and they did not learn about the incineration until after the game was over.
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| − | The [[Dallas Steaks]] gifted her Abbott’s nail bat, leaving a nail fixed at the handle akin to a sword’s crossguard. Abbott’s old teammates had taken the rest of the nails as a keepsake. Guerra accessorized the nail bat by spray-painting it with their pride flag colors, putting a rose insignia on it, and then wrapping it in custom barb wire. Their initials, AA + KG, were engraved into the knob of the bat.
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| − | With the help of [[Farrell Seagull]], Guerra constructed a memorial for her old fiancée in the Augusta Chadwell Memorial Park and Promenade which honored incinerated players.
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| − | <u>'''Rumors'''</u>
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| − | *Knight Triumphant had something to do with the coffee mix up, because they knew Guerra had feelings for Abbott and knew that she just needed a nudge in the right direction so she could act on them.
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| − | *Abbott makes a big deal about ska not being an angry enough sounding genre, but secretly she really loves the happy vibes because it reminds her of Guerra.
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| − | *Kichiro Guerra is said to be the focal point of a [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/kichiro song Allison Abbott wrote], however anyone who has asked Abbott has not gotten confirmation, only a black eye.
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| − | ===New Beginnings in Ohio===
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| − | Guerra was unexpectedly traded to Ohio in the [[Season 16]] elections. Her old teammate, [[Ortiz Lopez]], had sent a request for [[Pitching Machine]] which was processed seasons late as a trade and played off by The League’s upper management as “optics”. Lopez and Machine eventually reunited on the [[Atlantis Georgias]] the next season.
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| − | During the tour of [[Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark|The Wormhole]], she accidentally jumped into [[Ephraim Ladd|Ephraim Ladd’s]] arms because she had mistaken them to be Abbott, her fiancée at the time. She began to avoid Ladd after that awkward incident.
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| − | When [[Igneus Delacruz]] was feedbacked onto the Worms for [[Kaz Fiasco]] on Season 17, Day 28, Guerra quickly adopted them as a friend since the two were new players and Delacruz followed her in the lineup.
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| − | Seagull had also become a better friend of hers since Seagull was Abbott’s old Garages teammate. They’ve leaned on each other for support especially after Abbott’s incineration.
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| − | Her other teammates have helped her through the grieving process as well since they had experienced an incineration with [[Augusta Chadwell]]. Guerra has formed an impromptu band with Seagull and [[Loubert Ji-Eun]] where she would scream into the microphone as Loubert plays instruments. Seagull is the merch designer. They’re in the process of producing their first EP.
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| − | Guerra has an uneasy relationship with her teammate, [[Vessalius Sundae]], because of Sundae’s tough love approach after Abbott’s death, blunty telling Guerra to keep playing if she wants to “get outta this funk”. [[Rivers Rosa]] is more gentle, encouraging Guerra to engage in anger therapy by imagining the ball as the Umpire’s head.
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| − | [[Xandra Pancakes]], as the Worms’ residential drag artist, helps her cope with a new, edgy makeover. Guerra now has an eyebrow piercing and takes inspiration from the Bōsōzoku Girls and Abbott’s grunge style for her wardrobe.
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| − | *In 2020, ''Kaleidovision'' announced plans to create an anime series based on the splort of Blaseball. It is reported that when Guerra heard this news, they got so excited they shrieked at supersonic frequencies for half an hour and then passed out.
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| − | *Alternate Guerra writes/draws a doujin about Abbott called: ''My Girlfriend Got Switched With Her Double From an Alternate Dimension But the New One is Kind of Hot Too??''. It is extremely popular.
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| − | File:KichiroxAllison.png|by {{Twitter|name=ArachnidArt}}
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| − | File:Kichitemp.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=TacticianJadey}}
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| − | File:KichiroBeeeating.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=beeeating}}
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| − | File:Kichibihires(1).png|by {{Twitter|name=ePonArt}}
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| − | File:EfRNr0BXkAAs29L.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=TommysArty}}
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| − | File:KichicardKJSimone.png|by {{Twitter|name=kjsimonee}}
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| − | File:KichiroCarinaGuevara.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=cari_guevara}}
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| − | File:Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=TommysArty}}
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| − | File:Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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| − | File:EgW755MWsAMKMXm.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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| − | File:59KichiroGuerra.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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| − | File:AxK.jpg|Kichiro and [[Allison Abbott]] dressed for Hlomecoming by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
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| − | File:Kichiroguerracard.png|by {{Twitter|name=evynyx_jpg}}
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| − | File:Gavinkichi.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=8loi88}}
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| − | File:Allisonkichi panstarri.jpg|Guerra with [[Allison Abbott]] by {{Twitter|name=panstarri}}
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| − | File:Kichiro angelsector.png|by {{Twitter|name=angelsector}}
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| − | File:Kichiro chiropterrific.png|by {{Twitter|name=chiropterrific}}
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| − | File:Kichiro garages chiropterrific.png|Guerra as a [[Seattle Garages]] Player by {{Twitter|name=chiropterrific}}
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| − | File:Kichiro masqueradingmoon.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=masqueradingmoon}}
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| − | File:Kichiro TommyArtys.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=TommyArtys}}
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| − | File:Kichiro EquesArtis.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=EquesArtis}}
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| − | File:Kichiro Guerra sprite.png|By [https://twitter.com/BardSupreme @BardSupreme]
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| − | File:Kichiro Guerra Ohio Worms Uniform.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kichiro Guerra. She has long, pink hair, and is wearing a baseball hat and an Ohio Worms uniform. She is holding a baseball bat behind her head and has her left arm loop over top of the end of the bat. She is winking at the viewer.|by [https://twitter.com/mollyamundson/status/1385004302066925569?s=20 @mollyamundson]
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| − | File:Kichiro Guerra Biker Aesthetic.png|alt=A digital sketch of Kichiro Guerra. She has long, pink hair, in a half-shave. She is wearing a bandeau, t-shirt that has large holes cut down the sides, booty shorts, fishnets, and biker boots, and has an eyebrow piercing. She is positioned in profile, leaning forward onto a baseball bat and looking angrily behind her.|by [https://twitter.com/mollyamundson/status/1387559161102209025?s=20 @mollyamundson]
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