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Tristen Aero is a bigender space plane techno catboy angel. Xe is an 8 ft tall humanoid robot with angel wings and cat-like features and behavior.

Aero is the greatest achievement of Project C47-801 – a top secret research and development program which aimed to produce a sentient racing machine capable of killing a god. The project's first design – Balsa Sprinter – had been placed onto the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Racing Team for field testing and evaluation. After Sprinter was incinerated, the leadership of Project C47-801 concluded that their Aero had to be deployed to the field.

Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xer teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharged xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief.

This disguise has proven incredibly effective at hiding Aero's true purpose from all known divine entities, despite fact that Aero is 8 feet tall, weight several thousand pounds, and is made of a mix of titanium alloy, Gazing Agate, and advanced ceramic composites.

Aero's teammates are unaware of xyr's deicidal purpose, and just wish xe would stop clawing up the clubhouse couch (which Aero's sensors have mistakenly identified as a Class 7b Demigod).