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Tristen Aero is a bigender space plane techno catboy angel. Xe is an 8 ft tall humanoid robot with angel wings and cat-like features and behavior.
 
Tristen Aero is a bigender space plane techno catboy angel. Xe is an 8 ft tall humanoid robot with angel wings and cat-like features and behavior.
  
Aero is the greatest achievement of Project C47-801 – a top secret research and development program which aimed to produce a sentient racing machine capable of killing a god. The project's first design – [[Balsa Sprinter]] – had been placed onto the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Gamma 2|Breckenridge Jazz Hands Racing Team]] for field testing and evaluation. After Sprinter was incinerated, the leadership of Project C47-801 concluded that their Aero had to be deployed to the field.
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Aero is the greatest achievement of Project C47-801 – a top secret research and development program which aimed to produce a sentient machine capable of killing a god. The project's first design – [[Balsa Sprinter]] – had been placed onto the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Gamma 2|Breckenridge Cinema Intramural Blaseball Team]] for field testing and evaluation. After Sprinter was incinerated, the leadership of Project C47-801 concluded that their Aero had to be deployed to the field.
  
 
Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xyr teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharged xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief.
 
Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xyr teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharged xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief.