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Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xer teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharged xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief. | Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xer teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharged xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief. | ||
| − | This disguise has proven incredibly effective at hiding Aero's true purpose from all known divine entities, despite fact that Aero is 8 feet tall, | + | This disguise has proven incredibly effective at hiding Aero's true purpose from all known divine entities, despite fact that Aero is 8 feet tall, weighs several thousand pounds, and is made of a mix of titanium alloy, [[Pit#Composition|Gazing Agate]], and advanced ceramic composites. |
Aero's teammates are unaware of xyr's deicidal purpose, and just wish xe would stop clawing up the clubhouse couch (which Aero's sensors have mistakenly identified as a Class 7b Demigod). | Aero's teammates are unaware of xyr's deicidal purpose, and just wish xe would stop clawing up the clubhouse couch (which Aero's sensors have mistakenly identified as a Class 7b Demigod). | ||
