Hello! I have a IRM proposal for Kirk, this is my first Wiki proposal so formatting will a little wonky but I’ll make sure it’s polished on the real thing!

My main points for the IRM are:

*Kirkland Sobremesa is a giant mech that’s about the size of a big tree

- Ey run a cracker-barrel-esque family restaurant in the Yellowstone area with several locations dotted about. eyre main specialty is novelty magnets, Knick knacks, friend chicken, and lemonade.

-All food is cooked by Kirk, since ey is fueled by raw fire (fire blood) ey cooks everything with eir hand rockets, very skilled with this.

**I would also like to keep Kirk being nonverbal as part of the IRM however I’m unsure how to phrase it and where to add it in, so help there would be much appreciated!

here’s the (almost) full proposal:

Hot on the Plate, Fresh off the Stove

Kirkland Sobremesa may be a bit unknown amongst the humble of heroes of the Magic, but in Yellowstone National Park ey has quite a big presence. Eyre the owner of ‘Sobremecha’ a family-owned bistro chain local to Yellowstone that’s extremely popular amongst tourists and residents. Oh, and eyre also a giant humanoid mech towering above the pine trees of the region.

When off the field Kirk spends eir time tending to eir business. A Sobremecha establishment is divided between it’s gift-shop and it’s restaurant halves. It’s no easy work, ey has a close eye on the business and is involved in every level of it. Every knick-knack is handpicked for each location, ey visits every location often, and the menu is hand-cooked by Kirk for every establishment. How, you ask? Well Kirk, can fit about 150-200 dishes in one hand, and with giant rocket boosters powered by the fire in eir veins, eyre able to skillfully cook every dish to a bronze perfection. Although eir life appears quite incredibly stressful eir determination, tenacity, and 6,000,000 gHz core processors proves just how fit ey are for the challenge,

As for how ey made it onto the team, ey was brought on by a ‘stroke of good luck’. Coach Merlinmeyer was frantically scouting the world over for batters to round out the team and set down a request for ‘Anyone with a lot of firepower behind their swing’. Kirk having been a long time fan of Blaseball quickly took up the request and an interview was set out. Turns out, there’s a lot of definitions of ‘firepower’ to Merlin’s suprise. Nonetheless Kirk has been a welcomed member of the team since.

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