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Two entries for Lori Boston!!!!!!! One describing that there is no dark seattle version of Lori Boston, and another about a mysterious furry rebel named Dottie who keeps DJing at rebel events and has somehow managed to evade capture for years. THis alludes to the fact that Lori Boston has been known to DJ in Dark Seattle a lot

ENTRY ONE:

NAME: BOSTON, LORI

POSITION: N/A

DATE ONBOARDED: N/A

BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION: LORI BOSTON does not exist in the employee database, nor in any Dark Seattle city records. Please search for a real person's name next time.

ENTRY 2:

REBEL DOSSIER

NAME: DOTTIE

HOME BASE: UNKNOWN

ORGANIZATION: UNKNOWN

STATUS: UNKNOWN

THREAT LEVEL: UNKNOWN

DESCRIPTION: DOTTIE is either a LARGE, CARTOON-ESQUE FURRY CREATURE or a PERSON IN A LARGE, CARTOON-ESQUE FURRY CREATURE COSTUME. The creature may be some sort of oversized version of a SMALL MAMMAL; top investigators suspect that it may be some kind of WEIRD FERRET or WEASEL. The creature is NAVY BLUE, with RED and BLUE POLKADOTS on its back and a VERY CUTE SNOUT. Its colors match common colors seen among rebels.

DETAILS: DOTTIE has been seen DJING in several rebel clubs, including [redacted], [redacted], and THE UNNAMED NIGHTCLUB FORMERLY KNOWN AS VLUE LUXURY LOUNGE. DOTTIE has been spotted by Corporation Authorities several times, but always manages to DISAPPEAR prior to being apprehended. DOTTIES MUSIC has been described as BRIGHT, ECLECTIC, and NOT AS GOOD AS HOMERUN ERIC'S CHART-TOPPING SEVENTEENTH STUDIO ALBUM "YOU STUPID IDIOTS ARE GOING TO BUY MY SEVENTEENTH STUDIO ALBUM AND CALL IT GOOD AND I'M GOING TO BUY ANOTHER YACHT ON YOUR DIME"

IF DOTTIE IS SPOTTED PLEASE CONTACT DEPARTMENT HEADS AT ONCE.