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hey i feel like writing some NaN and jaxon stuff so here i go! i think it could be fun!


edit: forgot that i'm supposed to put a summary that the start so uh: NaN goes bigfoot hunting with jaxon, no bigfoots are found, jaxon gives a lot of humorously unhelpful advice to nan


After joining the Philly Pies' shadows, NaN was soon asked by Jaxon Buckley if they'd like to join them on a Bigfoot Hunting trip. NaN, being new to the team and generally gullible, quickly accepted (much to the relief of the pies other new transfers, as Jaxon's horse was only a two-seater, and their sidecar was in for repairs), and the pair soon set off, with Jaxon expressing excitement to have met a "real life digital data child ghost", and clarifying "don't worry, there'll be no bigfoot weed, because I think you're like a kid or something, and also I've never found any, heh".

While on their trek, Jaxon regaled NaN with tales of "the bigfoots" and other skunkapes; NaN in particular wanted to know if bigfoots echoed into Static if they ever met each other, which Jaxon reassured them "probably wasn't a huge issue for them, wood-ape microphones aren't even electric". The pair also discovered that Jaxon's bass-boosted 5.1 surround sound spirit box acted strange near the once-wyatt, leading Jaxon to reassure them that it was simply good practice for if Jaxon got haunted again, and that they always packed their backup dowsing rods just in case (even if they, unfortunately, had historically only dowsed out a Loch Ness and a family of beavers).

Though the pair never found a bigfoot (much to NaN's disappointment), they both had a good time, with NaN learning several animal tracking and cryptid research skills (which Jaxon confusingly told them would "definitely help you get your revenge on the microphone, pal"), while Jaxon left feeling they'd provided sound guidance to a troubled youth.


Let me know what you think! thoughts for revisions, etc, welcome! i'm not really familiar with NaN so let me know if I got anything off-base (lol)