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Heyo! Confirming that this incineration narrative is within bounds; while the Hall of Flame, necromancy, the Hall Stars, etc certainly complicate the ontology of players, as far as I know we're still sticking with the guidelines established on Help:Types of Content#Incineration Narratives. We figure players don't meaningfully interact often enough with the exceptions to demand every player conform to a stricter set of rules. To go through each guideline one-by-one:

The story must involve fire from a Rogue Umpire. – Seems like a Rogue Ump is striking, and incinerating Beans' corporeal form. Check.
Incinerated players don't interact with Blaseball. – Beans is now a ghost haunting various devices, not playing Blaseball.
Incineration is instant. – Beans instantly enters the machine everyone made.
No need to tell an incineration narrative. – We can skip this one, I think.
The story comes to an end. – There's nothing written past the denouement of Beans' incineration, so as long as that holds true it's all right.

Feel free to ping again if you have any questions; I'm gonna unwatch this thread so I don't get notified as you work out the rest of the details of the proposal.