Topic on Talk:Kelvin Andante

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Geometea (talkcontribs)

Tie it to new lore about Andante and alternates. Remove references to vague entity. Alternate Andante is definitely not Andante (is definitely Andante). Continue the themeing of the rest of the page where the authorial voice does not actually know what Andante is doing (i.e. does not know that Andante is Andrews etc.)

Proposed changes. Andante has stated that eir original self was 'for certain 100% banished to another universe forever never to return.' The Andante who took eir space in the Mechanic's shadows is apparently 'absolutely a different player' and ey definitely are 'not just using [eir] incredible pitching skills to simply perform slightly less badly in a different way.' Ey also feel 'no loyalty to the team or the league' and have 'no motivation to improve [eir] pitching' so that ey can 'perform better and potentially play again' and there is 'no reason' why ey would 'fake being an Alternate in order to improve [eir] official star count without exposing [emself] as a star fraudster<ref> the act of falsifying one's stars so that they are not representative of true ability <\ref>' because ey are 'definitely not committing star fraud.'

All of the above quotes are taken from eir response to a question about eir favourite brand of chips during a post game interview in Season 19.

Unbeknownst to the alternate who definitely is not Andante, there would be a heavy (or rather, Unheavy) price for eir definitely a reality swap. Eir soul became Negative and on occasion ey levitate both emself and blaseballs.

Followed by final paragraph of current Alternate topic.