Proposed IRM for Bones as follows:
Bones Piazza is a belligerent trumpeter swan who lives on Yellowstone Lake. Piazza drew the attention of rangers and blaseball fans alike when he chased Halexandrey Walton off the field and into the shadows. Though Walton is a predator, the two animals found themselves about equally matched; Piazza made up for his lack of sharp teeth with pure sinew and spite.
Piazza spent his career on the Magic causing trouble and being very intimidating. Eventually he retired to the shadows, where he continues his rivalry with Walton.
