Hello, I have a proposal for the addition of three new vignettes to the Lowe Log to coincide with the also-proposed update to the new standardized vignette format. They're all extremely short due to the nature of the Lowe Log, so I am putting all three in one proposal:

Every evening, Lowe Forbes can be found growling and barking at the local plostal service truck as it delivers mail to The Pocket. When asked about this, Forbes stated "They know what they did" before continuing to bark.

Lowe Forbes once left The Pocket in the middle of a game to sit on a couch a Breckenridge resident had left on the curb several blocks from the stadium.

Lowe Forbes is banned from the Breckenridge Hlome Dlepot due to numerous incidents of entering the hardware store and eating the ceiling fans that are on display. This happens so often that new Hlome Dlepot employees are taught to call the Jazz Hands to send someone to retrieve Forbes.

All three of these will be separate IRM entries on the registry.

(for the uninitiated, The Lowe Log is in part an exercise in taking stories about your pets and replacing their name with Lowe Forbes, to explain the tone of 1 and 2).

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