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-One afternoon, Barry and Sebastian went to lunch at their favorite sandwich shop. However, as Barry and Sebastian piled into Barry's 1979 Fore LTD Country Squire with wood grain paneling, Sebastian was pulled through a portal. Not wanting to lose his friend, Barry drove his car through the portal. The portal dumped them both out in the middle of a Blaseball field. Barry saw as what looked like another Sebastian left through the portal. Barry drove his car up to the woman that looked in charge and asked what happened. She then promptly threw her clipboard at him and yelled at him to get his car off the field. After he parked the car in the parking lot, Barry and Sebastian were informed that Sebastian had been alternated and that Barry had somehow made it through with him. They were now in the future. The woman, who revealed herself to be named [[Philomena A. Minyon|Phil]], offered Barry a spot on the lineup. Barry refused, claiming to be an ace pitcher. After demonstrating his pitching skills to Phil, she asked him to leave. Barry was shocked to find that he was back home, just in the modern day and that his friend Cory was playing for the team. Cory and Barry caught up, despite Barry still being in his 20s and Cory being in his 50s, they still got along great.
+Following a 7-0 victory over the Ponder Osas, Barry and Sebastian celebrated with a 36” party sub. On their way home, Barry's 1979 Fore LTD Country Squire with wood grain paneling ruptured a hole in time and space, localized entirely on the passenger side. Not wanting to abandon his friend, Barry slammed the brakes, spinning the entire car into the portal.
+The pair emerged onto an unfamiliar Blaseball field. [[Philomena A. Minyon]] wasn't mad, just disappointed, with their arrival, as Barry’s car ruined the outfield’s striping. Needing a new Sebastian, she signed the Telephone twin on the spot. For ruining her perfect lawn, Phil forbade Barry from picking up a bat until the grass regrew. Barry was shocked to learn he had returned to his home dimension and that his friend Cory played blaseball. Despite Barry being in his 20s and Cory being in his 50s, they still got along great.